It was going to be a simple job description. We needed a passionate Flyers fan who calls himself Humphrey Flogart and Mr. Casanova Coffee Brown to use phrases such as 'man with the golden gun' and be willing to break down goaltending video. Then Jon showed me this: 'You know better than to drive in a fucking car while half asleep.' Mr. EvenStatus , when our deal comes through we'll be awaiting your call.

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